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Which Tyler. Very good. Certainly beats my previous favorite, which never fails to elicit stocky men silence from my high school students: Rene Descartes walks into a bar, orders a beer, and drinks it at a gulp.
Descartes consideres the question. Originally posted by Tansu I love the Pedants' Revolt joke. Credit where credit's due: I think it was coined by Stephen Fry. Ok as far as I know Wyet?
Tyler lead the peasants revolt in the 15 century I didn't get the joke. Am I dumb? The joke works three ways: The first pun is on the similarity of this name to "what".
The pedantry is in changing "what" to "which". descartes before the whores
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Tetracycline E. D Granted, the joke itself is old hat; but I've always loved the embellishments. Not nearly in the same caliber as the OP, but my favorite "esoteric" joke: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish. Kills 'em at the "Hello Dali" conventions You smart people are funny! Here's mine: Two dudes walk into a bar, two dudes No, that's not it.
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And these nuns Two dudes, there's these two dudes. Dressed like nuns!
Aw, forget it. That duck sauce joke was true genius. I pulled off an impromptu pun that no one but I ever seems to get: I had a co-worker who was a math genius and a lapsed Catholic. One day she was telling germany guys story of how as a child she always confused the blessing of throats on February 3 in which unlit candles are touched to the throat with the blessing of the Easter Candle on Holy Saturday.
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What could have gone wrong? I don't know about intellectual, but this one is sophisticated. A very sophisticated man walks up to a very sophisticated woman at a barstool and says "Want to have sex?
I think the OP confuses being intellectual with rote learning of historical dates and descartes before the whores. Originally posted by Princhester I think the OP confuses being intellectual with rote learning of historical dates and names And the ability to understand them in a humourous context?
StavrosK on Nov 12, [-]. I'm sorry to say that this pun was much more obvious than the Descartes one. The latter was just inspired. Putting Descartes Before the Horse. So Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Some guy walks up to him, says, “Hey, aren't you one of those skeptics we keep. Post with 91 votes and views. Tagged with funny, memes, philosophy; Shared by marianthelibrarian. Don't put Descartes before the whores.
Thanks for your amusing contribution to this thread. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Esoteric jokes can be fun He managed to fit an edge in word-ways. Thanks for starting the thread. Kallessa, loved yours. Descartes before the whores Hhe, to whom I was reading this thread, has stopped trying to clean the beer out of his keyboard and gone to watch "Buffy".
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